This sure sounds like the Navy!

USS Colorado log book:

2 July 1937, 2100 hours: TG Quivey was returned to the ship by the shore patrol; offense: (1) conduct to the prejudice of good order and discipline, (2) creating a disturbance in a public establishment, (3) threatening and violence, (4) employment of obscene language, (5) disrespectful in manner to the assistant patrol officer. Placed under sentry's charge.

2 July 1937, 2140 hours: TG Quivey examined by Commander Mull and found to be under the influence of intoxicating liquors.

2 July 1937, 2145 hours: Disconnected water line from dock.

2 July 1937, 2325 hours: EL Agers returned to ship without a liberty card.

3 July 1937, 0043 hours: HW White reported aboard absent over liberty 43 minutes.

3 July 1937, 0920 hours: Received two general court martial prisoners from USS Oglala for further transfer to US Naval Prison, Mare Island, California.

3 July 1937, 0955 hours: Published the findings and sentence in the case of DH LeClaire, tried by deck court. Guilty. Sentence: To lose $12 of pay per month for two months.

3 July 1937, 1301 hours: Underway, clearing Pearl Harbor enroute to Howland Island to assist in search for lost plane of Amelia Earhart.

3 July 1937, 1445 hours: JT Green released from confinement.

blah blah blah

5 July 1937, 0130 hours: BR Sharp placed on sick list, contusion, right shoulder, fell out of hammock.

6 July 1937, 1130 hours: RV Udick and AR DiLella placed in solitary confinement.

blah blah blah

7 July 1937, 1800 hours: LE Hogue injured while "skylarking on forecastle", concussion, negligence apparent.

9 July 1937, 0900 hours: RE LaMarche injured during Neptune Party, punctured abdomen from scissors in pocket. BW Lloyd, injured during Neptune Party, dislocated shoulder when thrown in the tank.

(if you're wondering what a Neptune Party is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-crossing_ceremony)

Finally, the records everyone has been asking him about!